wartortles: if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
314eater: Why is abbreviation such a long word?
parasailin-sarahpalin: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
sirturkeyhammer: The best relationships are the ones where your partner doesnt give a shit if you fart
lzbth: ‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?– Sigmund Freud (via web-girl)
oldmanravenwood: remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry(the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times
claydols: ugh no one reblogs my selfies. i got put in the likezone
deanspelvis: deanspelvis: deanspelvis: omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me and yelled YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face UPDATE: he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
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my blog isn’t “random”. it’s eclectic.
Why are women being put into categories on porn websites, not only the type of sex or fetish or setting or whatever, but the women: big boobs, small boobs, age, latina, black, asian etc etc.
dakotawhatever: people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
shmegel: preferred pronouns: old sport